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Duck island
Cost of a floating duck island, claimed as an expense by Conservative MP, Peter Viggers. for £1,645 from wikipedia
Thousands of
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Chilli Sauce
Blue Dragon Sweet Chilli Dipping Sauce 190ml, Sainsbury for £1.08 -
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1 Enough 1p coins to cover your body
Cover your body with a single layer of UK one penny coins in hexagonal close-pack formation for £12.58 -
200 Tours of the UK Parliament
Guided tour of the Houses of Parliament, London for £11.50