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Duck island
Cost of a floating duck island, claimed as an expense by Conservative MP, Peter Viggers. for £1,645 from wikipedia
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1 Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon
55 gallons of lube for US$1,495 (£974.60) from source -
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1 Random number tables
"A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates" by Michael D. Rich for £62 from waterstones -
600 Cups of instant coffee
Cost per cup of instant coffee for £0.05