You could buy
You can buy one of the following:
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	Duck island
Cost of a floating duck island, claimed as an expense by Conservative MP, Peter Viggers. for £1,645 (E£17,630) from wikipedia 
Buy all billionaires
You can buy each US-dollar billionaire one of the following items:
Shopping list
You can buy all of the following:
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	1 Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon
55 gallons of lube for US$1,495 (E£10,450) from source - 
	
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	1 A life-sized human made of ribena
A life-sized human made of ribena for £198.50 (E£2,128) - 
	
		
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