You could buy
You can buy one of the following:
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	Keith Chegwin for an event
Hire Keith Chegwin for an event, 2006 for £4,500 (COL$13,130 thousand) from source 
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	Words by Stephen Fry
Cost per word of Stephen Fry's column for £3 (COL$8,755) 
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	1 Acre of the Moon
Cost of an acre of the Sea of Tranquility, from the Lunar Registry for US$37.50 (COL$71,350) from source - 
	
		
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	1 Fill human lungs with tap water
Fill human lungs with tap water for £0.01 (COL$23.98) from hardcoded