You could buy
You can buy one of the following:
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	Thumb
Criminal injuries compensation for loss of thumb, 1996. for £15 thousand ($a121,600) from source 
Buy all billionaires
You can buy each US-dollar billionaire one of the following items:
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	Tours of the UK Parliament
Guided tour of the Houses of Parliament, London for £11.50 ($a93.25) - 
	
	 
Shopping list
You can buy all of the following:
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	1 Nissan Micra
Car for £7,820 ($a63,410) - 
	
	1 Keith Chegwin for an event
Hire Keith Chegwin for an event, 2006 for £4,500 ($a36,490) from source - 
	
	1 Duck island
Cost of a floating duck island, claimed as an expense by Conservative MP, Peter Viggers. for £1,645 ($a13,340) from wikipedia - 
	
	1 Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon
55 gallons of lube for US$1,495 ($a7,903) from source - 
	
		
	100 Words by Stephen Fry
Cost per word of Stephen Fry's column for £3 ($a24.33)